Amsterdam started raining...on me...on me...

Amsterdam sucks. It rains. A lot. Brittany broke her butt. Twice. I am still wet. Paris also sucks, because all trains to Barcelona are booked. So we will only be there half a day, and in Barcelona for three. Barcelona should be sunny. I will beach it out. The French keyboard sucks. Why is the a on the top row and where is the apostrophe?